"to make lemonade you need sugar. you get sugar from a poptart"
bear: peyton and i arent twins
me: why?
bear: she doesnt have the same skin as me
me: what do you mean?
bear: i have white skin and hers is brown
me: but youre half filipino
bear: oh. im half-a-pino!
bear: me and papa are white. you, auntie, taylor and peyton- they're brown like you.
papa was about to help bear brush his teeth when bear said he wanted to pray first. bear's prayer, "dear jesus, please help to brush my teeth and please help me to get a telescope..."
me: bear who do you wanna pray for this morning?
bear: umm how about auntie Nicole
me:oo ok. she had her baby too. the baby is out!
bear: (with an excited yet confused look) but how?
me: she went to the hospital....
bear: but how?
me: the doctors took the baby out.
bear: BUT HOW?
realizing he isnt and wont be satisfied with my answer i reply with: go ask auntie 'cole! then i ended the prayer, chuckled and walked away! ;)
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